Apple Extravaganza Roller Coaster Mouth Orgasm

This recipe CRACKS me up. I love it. I found at What a great reminder... Servings: Serving Size Variable

Ingredients: 1 apple

Preparation: Take APPLE and say *“Thank You Universe for the Yummy Sustenance!” *“Thank You For Giving Me This Energy to Fulfill my Deep(er) Purposes!!!” *Chew 75-150 times. Linda's Notes: Try this with a carrot or a cucumber out of your garden. Try this with a salad. Do this with whatever you are eating. Bless it. Keep it simple. So be it.

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